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The $657 Municipal Hat Crisis

October 7, 2026

A Victor resident flagged $657.19 in VictorFest hats in a roughly $9 million budget. Sully runs the math and finds the real story is elsewhere.

What is this? The Sin Bin is The Valley Signal’s advice column for people who don’t deserve it. The sin bin is the penalty box, where you go when you’ve screwed up. You write in with the mess you’ve made of your life, or your neighbor’s, and Sully tells you what you already know but you’re too soft to admit. No soft problems. No participation trophies. No closure. Every story has a pylon, the useless person standing there while the play moves around them. If you can’t spot yours, it’s you. Keep it short or get benched, and send it to [email protected].

I recently noticed that the City is spending $657.19 on hats for VictorFest, and I wanted to ask whether that is really a necessary use of taxpayer money.

Victor’s FY27 budget is roughly $9 million, so I realize $657.19 represents a very small portion of total City spending. At the same time, I think residents should still be able to ask whether purchases like promotional hats are necessary and whether that money could be better used elsewhere.

What is this? The Sin Bin is The Valley Signal’s advice column for people who don’t deserve it. The sin bin is the penalty box, where you go when you’ve screwed up. You write in with the mess you’ve made of your life, or your neighbor’s, and Sully tells you what you already know but you’re too soft to admit. No soft problems. No participation trophies. No closure. Every story has a pylon, the useless person standing there while the play moves around them. If you can’t spot yours, it’s you. Keep it short or get benched, and send it to [email protected].

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Twelve Years Later, She Bought the Coffee

September 30, 2026

What is this? The Sin Bin is The Valley Signal's advice column for people who don't deserve it. The sin bin is the penalty box, where you go when you've screwed up. You write in with the mess you've made of your life, or your neighbor's, and Sully tells you what you already know but you're too soft to admit. No soft problems. No participation trophies. No closure. Every story has a pylon, the useless person standing there while the play moves around them. If you can't spot yours, it's you. Keep it short or get benched, and send it to [email protected].

Dear Sully: I got an $80 Venmo from an ex-girlfriend for "coffee." I haven't spoken to her for 12 years, and I'm married with kids. Is there some sort of moral dilemma here? Should I return the money? I think I'll keep it. Should I request more money from her?

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The Sin Bin: The Ethics Hall Monitor Has Entered the Chat

June 23, 2026

What is this? The Sin Bin is The Valley Signal’s advice column for people who don’t deserve it. The sin bin is the penalty box, where you go when you’ve screwed up. You write in with the mess you’ve made of your life, or your neighbor’s, and Sully tells you what you already know but you’re too soft to admit. No soft problems. No participation trophies. No closure. Every story has a pylon, the useless person standing there while the play moves around them. If you can’t spot yours, it’s you. Keep it short or get benched, and send it to [email protected].

Dear Sully,

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The Sin Bin: The Fiber Is Not About You

June 17, 2026

What is this? The Sin Bin is The Valley Signal’s advice column for people who don’t deserve it. The sin bin is the penalty box, where you go when you’ve screwed up. You write in with the mess you’ve made of your life, or your neighbor’s, and Sully tells you what you already know but you’re too soft to admit. No soft problems. No participation trophies. No closure. Every story has a pylon, the useless person standing there while the play moves around them. If you can’t spot yours, it’s you. Keep it short or get benched, and send it to [email protected].

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The Sin Bin: Man Builds Newspaper Around Empty Mailbox

June 9, 2026

What is this? The Sin Bin is The Valley Signal's advice column for people who don't deserve it. The sin bin is the penalty box, where you go when you've screwed up. You write in with the mess you've made of your life, or your neighbor's, and Sully tells you what you already know, but you're too soft to admit. No soft problems. No participation trophies. No closure. Every story has a pylon, the useless person standing there while the play moves around them. If you can't spot yours, it's you. Keep it short or get benched, and send it to [email protected].

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The Sin Bin: Weekly Advice for People who Don't Deserve It

March 22, 2026

You've got problems. I've got a beer getting warm. Let's make this quick.

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